"话说鳗(👂)鱼饭吃(👻)起来很无聊(liá(🎯)o )啊(ā(🏩) )--"
"矫(⛹)(jiǎo )情(qíng )"
"40年(nián )代(🎉)(dài )末(mò )的(de )电(diàn )影(yǐng ),无(🍵)(wú )论(lùn )片(piàn )头(🏰)(tóu )以(yǐ(🕰) )福(fú )楼(lóu )拜(bà(🧤)i )的(de )身(shē(🏖)n )份(fèn )如(rú )何(hé(🤥) )为(wéi )爱玛叫屈,整个影(😋)片呈现出的依(👏)旧是(👿)一(🏎)个蛇蝎女主的(🏇)自作自(🤴)受史,倒是和这(🎀)一时期盛行的黑色电(🎮)影遥相呼应。过(👱)度美(👮)化(⬅)的丈夫和家庭(💫)、边缘化的渣男和社(🐹)会、利欲熏心(📑)心比天(🕖)高的女主,怎么(✴)想都(🔆)是(😯)差评。两星给当(🐹)时已然成熟的摄(shè )影(🦑)(yǐng )。"
"你(nǐ )知(zhī )道(🕤)(dào )我(wǒ(🏫) )大(dà )哥(gē )是(shì(🏀) )谁(shuí )吗(🐗)(ma )?我(wǒ )大(dà )哥(gē(👏) )是(shì )陈(chén )浩(hào )南(nán )"
"哈(🍇)(hā )哈(hā )也(yě )就(🏜)(jiù )普(🚿)(pǔ(💱) )通大学社团演(📚)戏的水(🧗)准,太假了"
"那些(🌎)年这类片看太多了,只(🐖)记得挂着古惑(🎄)仔的(⚾)名(🏤)头,主演也不是(🥈)郑伊健是钱小豪。"
"我对(⚓)师傅的崇敬不是三言(📃)两语能说完的(🚥)"
"上吊(🤧)那(🍤)裡超好笑,可惜(🔛)最後報告近況的旁白(🏼)大扣分"