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TudorFilms presents an action packed gore fest, following regular guy Ed (Marcus Carroll) who awakes one morning to find that his Nan (grandmother) has become one of the living dead. Trapped in his home, Ed struggles to handle the situation. With help from his friends, Ed tries to survive the day, but as his Nan becomes stronger, Ed is battling to keep his house zombie free, stay alive and save the day.

千百年(niá(🥍)n )来(lái )，地球上(💤)一直住着(zhe )一(🕗)(yī )种外星生(🏯)物，名叫喵(miāo )星人。它们从(😃)遥远(💭)的(de )喵(miāo )星来(🍝)到地球，化身(🛳)为(wéi )猫科动(🍥)物，分散在世(👽)(shì )界(jiè )每个角落。萌萌的外(wài )表，加上机智(👑)聪明的(de )头(tó(🔴)u )脑，轻易就得(⛑)到人(rén )类(lè(🈸)i )的宠爱。不愁吃喝(🍍)的(de )它(tā )们(men )桀骜不驯，活像(👡)(xiàng )饱(bǎo )经沧(🦇)桑的江湖大(🌌)佬。犀(xī )犀利(🌀)就是他们中(zhōng )的(🐁)(de )一(yī )员，作为(🍉)一名正牌的(🍥)(de )喵(miāo )星来客(🚮)，它肩负使(shǐ(🤦) )命(mìng )长途跋涉来到地球(🏈)，却意(🐴)外遇到了吴(⛳)守龙(lóng )（古(📪)天乐饰演）(🔟)一家，上演了(🔓)一幕相运相生(shēng )，喵趣横生的人猫奇遇(yù(🆗) )记。

90后单身多(💴)金男宋(sòng )子(🤚)(zǐ )明有一身(🥑)非凡的武(wǔ )功(gō(🐶)ng )，却是一枚现实生活(huó )中(📬)(zhōng )如(rú )假包(📸)换的娘炮。为(🐞)(wéi )和朋友们(📴)打赌，宋子(zǐ )明(mí(🐯)ng )隐瞒自己多(🚕)金且(qiě )会(huì(😠) )武(wǔ )功的秘(💜)密，应聘到健(✒)(jiàn )身(shēn )馆追求心仪女教(🌽)(jiāo )练(🍏)(liàn )黄(huáng )飞并(😻)有幸成为其(💖)特别(bié )助理(🥊)。宋子明和伙(🔚)伴(bàn )小(xiǎo )胖接受黄飞和同事陈(chén )艳几近(🛸)残酷的训练(🧘)，糗(qiǔ )事不断(⭐)，笑料连连…(🛀)…为黄飞受伤住(🦁)院，与(yǔ )小伙伴们一起解(🔃)救被(bèi )拐儿(🚀)童，打败黑龙(💨)平(píng )息(xī )健(⛲)(jiàn )身馆老板方成(📩)的(de )江(jiāng )湖恩(💏)怨，宋子明勇(📁)敢(gǎn )机(jī )智(🤣)的表现赢得(🔓)了黄(huáng )飞(fēi )的好感。青春(🕒)激荡(⛵)，活(huó )力四射(🖍)，宋子明(míng )收(🏪)(shōu )获(huò )了爱(🐧)情，与小伙伴(🚍)们(men )一起实现了创业梦想(xiǎng )，功夫娘炮最终(📜)一炮打(dǎ )响(🔦)。

青龙集团董(⛑)事长(zhǎng )过(guò(🏅) )世后，给青龙集团(🦅)太(tài )子爷留下了镇帮之(👕)宝(bǎo )：一支(🕉)可以号令整(🏆)个青(qīng )龙集团所有人的(🙎)大哥(📕)(gē )大(dà )手(shǒ(⬜)u )提电话。一日(😝)，太(tài )子爷独(🗞)自去按摩院(👃)按(àn )摩(mó )，青龙公司一群起(qǐ(☔) )了(le )异心的小(🧠)人得到消息(💱)(xī )后(hòu )，来到(🍣)按摩院准(zhǔ(🧙)n )备(bèi )劫(jié )持太子爷，夺走可以(yǐ )号令青龙(🧛)公司上下的(🏑)(de )大(dà )哥大，欲(✒)控制整个青(📳)(qīng )龙集团。哪知阴(🏴)差阳(yáng )错(cuò )将身怀太极(🔢)推拿绝技(jì(✨) )、胸有大志(🔪)，却因低(dī )微(wēi )的工作被(🚡)周遭(😥)人嫌弃(qì )的(😞)按摩师阿宝(📺)当成了(le )太(tà(🔹)i )子(zǐ )爷并将(🕑)其绑架。阿(ā )宝乘乱逃出后，去找(zhǎo )女(nǚ )朋(🚚)友阿朵，不料(🅿)阿(ā )朵(duǒ )父(🍬)亲因欠人钱(👨)，被白(bái )虎(hǔ )帮挟持，阿宝答(dá )应(yīng )三(sān )天(🐤)内替阿朵救(🙂)出父亲(qīn )。阿(👡)宝、阿朵以(🐎)及真(zhēn )正(zhèng )的太(🔤)子爷策划了一场(chǎng )一箭(💣)双雕的好戏(🦎)，却(què )上(shàng )演(🌀)了一场又一场啼笑(xiào )皆(💡)非的(🌩)“闹剧”，一(yī )边(⏯)(biān )是青龙集(📜)团错认阿宝(⛸)(bǎo )为太子爷(🤨)，一边是阿(ā )宝(bǎo )错认为这是未来老(lǎo )丈(😠)(zhàng )人的考题(😞)，将青龙集(jí(😘) )团(tuán )上下骗(😣)得团团转。阿(ā )宝和阿朵从合作布局(jú )，到(📫)产生误会，到(🥡)(dào )合(hé )力(lì(🍞) )救出阿朵的(🍸)父亲，磨(mó )难重重(⛸)，考验不断。剧(jù )情跌宕起(👾)伏、搞笑逗(🌼)(dòu )逼，按摩师(🛁)阿宝更是(shì )成(chéng )为了承(🌭)载底(🍗)层小人物(wù(🐮) )英雄情怀以(🛬)及忠贞爱(à(😖)i )情(qíng )的一代(🛑)了不起的“按(àn )摩侠”！

一位亿万富(fù )翁(wēng )探(💐)险家将一艘(🗜)单人(rén )潜(qiá(🎴)n )水艇带到海(🍻)洋深处的(de )“午夜”地带，寻找(zhǎo )难(nán )以捉摸的(🎭)巨型鱿鱼，但(🏆)(dàn )发现了一(🍾)个更小(xiǎo )更(🖼)(gèng )致(zhì )命的掠食(🌺)者。

Clusterf*ck is the sexy, funny, heartfelt and always entertaining story of a group of friends in their mid-twenties who drink too much, make mistakes, hurt each other, hurt themselves and live to learn from it all. A coming of age into adulthood web series in a time where it's normal to stay a kid well into your "grown up" years.